PHP w .NET?

Phalanger - Company Microsoft
Product URL - http://www.codeplex.com/Wiki/View.aspx?ProjectName=Phalanger

Product Description:

• Phalanger is a new PHP implementation introducing the PHP language into the family of compiled .NET languages. Phalanger provides PHP applications an execution environment that is fast and extremely compatible with the vast array of existing PHP code. Phalanger maintains the way how PHP web applications are developed and deployed so that the user need not to learn and use the ASP.NET style of web development.